the "turn off" "turn on" game. ask me anything and...
I regret nothing
Try your best not to laugh.
Mom: You suck!
Me: That's what all the boy say.
Mom: Ew, you're gross! I'm your mother!
Me: The only reason I can say that is because you know I'm not getting any action.
Mom: One day you'll get some action.
Me: This got weird really fast.